mapquest doesn't account for babies in their estimated arrival times

I'm a road warrior. A retail salesman, I pretty much drive for a living, and I pride myself on getting from point A to point B in the shortest amount of time. I count being able to drive from Omaha to Chicago with only one stop (in which I combine bathroom, lunch, and gas) among my greatest accomplishments. But already, two hours in on our first family road trip to Ohio, we are forty minutes behind schedule. At least it's good company.

-Scott

Note From Eleanor: Scenes from National Lampoon's Vacation keep running through my head.