bowel movements

at least he has cute diapers

I’ve discovered that the true measurement of the world’s health and happiness is neither the stock market index, nor the thinness of the ozone layer, nor the latest ratings for Breaking Bad, but rather the only measurement that matters: the frequency and quality of my son’s bowel movements.

Babies’ poops are treated as milestones in the early weeks of a child’s development. Add to that fact that Clay has several food allergies, and we spend a lot of time analyzing what comes out. Blowouts are cause for celebration in this household, and we all but pour the champagne when the production is yellow. His diapers have been the source of careful examination for not only his parents but also grandmothers, doting aunts and cousins, and the pediatrician. Poor Clay; just more stuff to bring up when he’s a teenager. 

-Eleanor

Note From Scott: Shit just got real.